Thursday, June 13, 2024

Sneaky Snake

 

Hey, Cobblestone,

     Our story begins with a snake in the garden. Uninvited and unannounced, it wound its way through the beauty and serenity of a place not its own, looking to cause trouble.

     Uh-oh, hold up a second. Maybe you’re under the impression I was talking about the serpent from Genesis 3, and the original garden in Eden. No, not THAT snake. Well, not exactly. Not yet, anyway.

     To explain: my bride has a garden on our property that she has cultivated for many years. Hostas spring up from the ground and Rose of Sharon overshadows the little patch. There’s moss for carpet and, miraculously, my bride has even coaxed a few sun-loving plants into joining the party. Being on the north side of a two-story house, she often finds shade and respite from heat.

     And then she screamed.

     Fellas, you come running when your beloved screams, right? Thanks. Me too. I ran to the garden – a short sprint on our postage-stamp property – to find a sizable serpent coiled up in one of the few sunny patches. Kay had reached in to pull some weeds. She found the forked togue darting her direction. Scream-worthy, indeed.

     “That thing has GOT to go.”

    “I agree, Baby; I’ll get it right away.” But right away, in my world, meant right after I finished the email I was working on.

    Finding me at the computer, my bride said, “I thought you were coming out to get the snake.”

    “If I do that now, I’ll forget to finish this email.”

    “Well, you’re too late. The snake is gone. It’s in your garage, by the way.”

     Phooey.

     On the plus side, I became extra vigilant, snake-wise. Several days later, on a dedicated serpent safari, I spotted the critter. Upon gathering my snake-catching equipment (this wasn’t the first time), I went out for the catch. Snakes are generally faster than humans in an emergency – faster than this human, anyway – so it took a bit of foraging on my part. Thankfully, the snake went for a hole in the house siding (I probably ought to close that off, huh?). Problem was – problem for the snake, providence for me – it left its hinder parts exposed. That’ll do. The snake got a habitat upgrade. Now it can take its chances with the red-tailed hawks, like the rest of snake world, and quit slithering around in my bride’s serenity garden. Screaming is not serene.

     There’s a tendency to think that the parables Jesus told were merely stories made up out of thin air, like a preacher giving “illustrations” with no basis in reality. I don’t buy it. With access to every nano-moment of the human experience, I believe Jesus was giving us the real story of real people in real history and geography. Likewise, I believe, if we look for the opportunities, many of our day-to-day events will point us to the eternal truths Jesus alluded to in the parables.

     Our story does indeed start with a snake in the garden – yes, that snake, and yes, that garden. The first exercise of free will. It didn’t go well. I have a recurring biblical fantasy that involves Adam stepping between the invader and his bride, saying, “Not today, you egg-suckin’ serpent, not ever!” Thereupon, he snatches the would-be deceiver by the hinder parts, and like an Olympian hammer-thrower, hurls him plumb into No-Man’s Land. “And STAY out!”

     Alas, it did not happen that way. “But woe to you, O earth and sea, for the devil has come down to you in great wrath, because he knows that his time is short!” (Revelation 12:12b). “Woe” – an old-timey word with no equal in modern language. It’s a rough gig, for sure. Can I get an Amen?

     The serpent’s story, however, has a predetermined ending. Time is one thing; eternity is quite another. Observe:

    And when the thousand years are ended, Satan will be released from his prison and will come out to deceive the nations that are at the four corners of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them for battle; their number is like the sand of the sea. And they marched up over the broad plain of the earth and surrounded the camp of the saints and the beloved city, but fire came down from heaven and consumed them, and the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever (Revelation 20:7-10).

     And what-the-heck do we do in the meantime? Cower? Go with the woe?

     Maybe our Father has made a better way. I confidently submit that there are victories, small and great, to be had over the serpent – in Jesus’ name and in the power of the Holy Spirit – in the here-and-now.

     The first two humans were given dominion over every living thing that moves on the earth (Genesis 1:28), including the serpent, who is described as a beast of the field (Genesis 3:1). Adam relinquished that absolute authority when he sided with the serpent, setting up a truly woe-full experience for the rest of us. But that’s not the whole story.

     Jesus reclaimed authority over the serpent. In human form – in actual humanness, to be sure – he paid the price and won the victory. In humanness and divinity, he has, ever since, conferred a sizable amount of that authority on humans who are his younger brothers and sisters, children of the Father and joint heirs with the Son.

     Thankfully, we don’t have to go mano-a-mano with Satan, as Adam did. We have an Advocate: the Holy Spirit, given of the Father. We have a Champion: Jesus, the ultimate overcomer. I love what the archangel said, “The Lord rebuke you” (Jude 9), a far better choice than presuming to pronounce a blasphemous judgment on the devil. Satan is condemned already – I get the idea from Scripture that the Almighty is happy to send him frequent reminders.

    Hop on the archangel bus and practice it with me: “The LORD rebuke you, Satan!” Whereupon, we hold fast to the Father, saying something like, “I believe you’ve got this, Papa.” He also, routinely, gives his kids a chance to participate in the victory – a preview, if you will, of when we get to fight on the final winning side.

     Obviously, my hero status with my bride was in need of some serious scrubbing and polishing, after letting that snake slither around the garden for several days. I was ever so glad to participate, gloved-hands-on: I literally prayed out loud, “O Lord, let me catch this snake!” I hope the snake – or perhaps the patrolling hawk – is happy with the new arrangement… circle of life and all that. I’m glad for a particle of redemption on my hero status.

     Whose hero will you be today?

 Grace and Peace (and you can borrow my snake-catching gear if you have none of your own),

 John